Uhh, ok

And I love corn.

Really?

As if this wasn’t bad enough, it continues:

As you can see, it all deteriorated really quickly…

Spice Girls on repeat

CLEARLY. There is no other acceptable option for pre-concert tunage.

Robbie Savage rocks it

Robbie Savage has become one of my favorite players solely because of his dedication to entertaining me endlessly.  Although, you should probably pay more attention to the road when driving.  Just sayin.

FREE MOUSTACHE RIDES, Y’ALL!

He will guide you on your way to being found chopped up in a freezer. IT’S JUST A FACT.